TrueMefista

I CAN DRAW PONIES,WOLVES,DRAGONS - AND NOT ONLY THEM.PRICES START WITH 1$.
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P.S.:yes,I removed old entry and resubmited it.And edited it yet again.

I love jesters.Really.Mostly stylised ones,but historical ones are ok,too.But when I search for some pictures,I usually found:
1)Female jesters.Mostly Harley Quinn,plagiarism from her,just some tasteless nudes in jester hats or,what piss me off the most,genderbends of male jester characters (poor Shaco).People,do you fucking realise that historical jesters were mostly male?And females were dressed differently anyway.Don't turn one more profession into fetish exclusive!I browsed "jester" here and it was fucking enraging.Also most of OC's never function as jesters or are too dumb to be ones (on tumblr,I saw one OC,"jester girl who want to be a knight"-what braindead thing created this?).
2)Clowns labeled as jesters (or vice versa).This two words aren't synonymous!It's like calling a soldier a cop just because both carry guns.Some clowns can be dressed in jesterish outfit,but they are still clowns.Also,words "harlequin" and "joker" aren't synonymous with "clown" or "jester"either.
3)Characters who are named/nicknamed Jester without even looking like one.I think nobody realise that it's not cool or original.Plus most of that characters are evil/emo/whatever the crap teens are into today.Blaaargh. Plus,I hate the fact that most jester characters-OC's or game/book ones are either evil or crazy or both.It's just stupid!Jester is a profession! I hope someone will comment this,as I think I can't be only one caring.
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MEFISTA'S JESTER CHARACTER RATING TABLE:
1)Character is male-1 point.
2)Character is not evil-1 point
3)Character is not crazy/insane-1 point
4)Character does his work (as jester) or,if not in directly medieval setting,have genuine sence of humour and does good jokes-1 point
5)Colourscheme is not red-and-black-1 point
6)Character is not ashamed of his profession-1 point
7)Character is not thief/spy in disguise-1 point
+few unrated things that can be present in good character:
-Character is ugly/crippled-sometimes historical jesters were like that…I prefer nice ones,but it's just me;
-Character is in love with a princess-it's classic thing ^^ It's even better if love goes both ways;
-Character is not a cat,horse/pony or wolf-I like that animals,but it's so overused!

IF YOU HAVE AT LEAST 4 POINTS,INCLUDING FIRST,AND maybe SOMETHING FROM UNRATED SECTION,YOUR CHARACTER IS TOLERABLE TO MY TASTES (I NEVER SAID THIS RATING IS UNBIASED)

90% of bronies are ignorant pricks.As if nobody knew it before.One of the blog owners (as I understood) apologised for them,but it didn't change the "fandom" (I don't consider bronies real MLP fanbase,despite the fact that I mostly refuse to aknowledge that fans can be "real" or "not real").
So now I hate bronies a bit more.
I hope MLP will reboot again soon,and these furry rejects will die out.
I like sane bronies,but there are so few of them...

My birthday,ppl)

Yesterday I sat in the bed and thought about various stuff.I remembered,that I've read that,according to wikipedia,some Christians don't love Pokemon because they are "occult and violent" etc.And for unknown reason I thought:"What does God think about pokemon?".It was cloudy,gloomy day...but after this question sun appears on few seconds!I was surprised,and tried another questions (inspired of posters in my room )-"Does God like metal [music]?" and "Does He like KISS?".Both had sunny answers)Then I stopped,and all day after this was gloomy and rainy,as it was before.That's all.
What do you think about it?
By the way,when I told my mom about it,she said:"Stop to annoy Him!")